Friday, June 30, 2006

A week of R & R.

For the second year in a row... my folks have rented a cabin in Alexandria Minnesota and so our families are getting together for the week... fireworks will be shot off, and burgers will be cooked, chips will be eaten, fish will be caught, skis will be used, water fights will be had, four wheelers will be ridden, aloe will be applied, movies will be watched, snacks will be eaten, snoring will be heard... in short, fun will be had.

It will be a cornucopia of activity.

Speaking of cornucopias... we will be giving thanks for this country and all the abundance which God has provided us. Also, we will lift up a prayer for all the soldiers and veterans who have stood in the way of danger and who have given their lives to protect our freedoms.

Have a great 4th of July All! I am out of here until the 10th... no posts, no nothing... I am checking out for the week! MiM is officially...




Enjoy the 4th!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The cold hard truth about...

...the innocent little girl we know as Bug Bug. This morning Bug wakes up and crawls onto the couch and says, "Share Blanket Jake?" Jake, being the nice big brother that he is says, "Sure Bug... " She proceeds to snuggle with him and says, "I wuv you Jake."


...Jake jumps off the couch to put a DVD in and when he comes back she says,

"Get your own blanket Jake."

How funny is THAT? Suckered her brother out of his own blanket.

Monday, June 26, 2006

The Lake Elmo Lion's Huff-n-Puff.

I decided that I am going to run a 10K in August. August 12th, in Lake Elmo Minnesota. I have been running everyday for a little over month averaging 3 miles a day and now I am up to 5 miles a day. I have lost about 10 lbs and I am slowly slimming up. Sydney has been running and so she is also getting into shape as well. We decided to change our lifestyle and become healthier. I has been encouraging to see both of us become more fit and I have found that I have been happier lately. I have also started to lift weights which I haven't done in about 11 years and that feels good as well.

So, after feeling great after my 5 mile run yesterday, I told Sydney that I am going to run a 10K (6.5 miles) and I asked her if I found a race that also offers a 5 K (3.25 miles) would she be willing to run the 5K? And she said, "Yeah, I think I can run a 5 K..." So it is set. I downloaded the forms this morning and we are going to run a race together. I am excited and we have been a great team, and a great encouragement to each other.

So, for the first time in AGES... I am excited to be running again and I am excited to run a race. I think I might decide to do a race every couple of months. Might even work up to a half Marathon.

We'll see what happens I guess.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

My life has come to a new all time low...


I have an MBA and my 7 year old son STILL beat me in NFL Monopoly... *ahem* the first time he ever played the game... *ahem* by over $4,000.00. Internet, it was a sad sight... by the end of the game, Jake was rooting for me to land on free parking... all I wanted was to end the game so the bleeding would stop. Jake was like, "I know, I only owe you $12.00 for landing on the Baltimore Ravens, but I want to give you $50.00 dad." My response was, "Jake you don't owe me $12.00... the team is mortgaged." To which Jake responded, "Oh. That's too bad dad." So, he was trying to stop the hemorrhaging for me; although, he has this irritating habit of kissing the dice... so he wasn't completely philanthropic.

The sad part is that I had him right where I wanted him... I had the Denver Broncos and the Green Bay Packers (Boardwalk and Park Place) and he didn't have a monopoly and couldn't get one... In order to own three-fourths of the board, I had my properties mortgaged to the hilt so that I could continue to buy more... where he was just storing up his cash. My biggest mistake was that I should have waited to trade the Washington Redskins for the New England Patriots until AFTER I had my properties unmortgaged AND I had enough money stored up to place bleachers and stadiums on my monopoly...

Trust me... I have been thinking about this all night; replaying each move in my mind and how I could have played things differently. Although... Jake skated through The Denver Broncos and the Green Bay Packers EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. It was so sad... I couldn't get a break.

I wonder if this is what it feels like to lose the Super Bowl...

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

The Many Faces of Jes...

Today's post is dedicated to the many faces of Jes from JustSayJes!

Jes! (I'm just saying.)

Anyway, I met my friend Jes through our blogs and I have always been intrigued by her mind... her thoughts... the way that she writes and lets us peak into that mind of hers. She makes me laugh. And anyone who makes you laugh is fun to be around. She is an introspective, humorous person and I have enjoyed getting to know her. The following are several of the many faces of Jes that I have gotten the pleasure to know.

This is the "I am SO very glad I married Roger because he kisses me on the forehead and makes me feel special" face. It suits her, don't you think?

This is the "dancing with some foreign guy I don't know but what the heck" face. (Although, note you can not see her face in this picture.)


This is the "I am so mysterious that I should be on the cover of National Geographic... that and I don't want you to see who I am completely" face.

This is the "Caricature I am feeling very spunky and humorous today " face.

This is the "introspective, contemptating life" face... that or it is her "looking at a jelly fish deciding whether or not to step on it" face.

This is the "Everyday, ordinary, 'Hey everybody, I'm Jes!'" face. I love this face... Pleasant smile, confident, and loving life. The face of a friend who would welcome you whenever you see her.

This is the "cultural dancer, look at me, I am a movie star" face. There is something exotic about Jes when she covers herself in flowers and wears that head dress.

...Okay, maybe that last one wasn't Jes... but the point is, she has many faces... and I like all of them... they fit her well and they make up the person whom her friends have come to know and love. There are other faces to Jes, I am sure... Sad and depressed are a couple. I am sure there is one that is not so confident... everyone has those faces. But I must say that it has been fun to get to know all of them...

AND I am blessed to be able to call her my friend. How is it that I can call her this?? Well, because this WONDERFUL person that we all know as "Jes" (JES! ... I'm just sayin'...) sent Sydney and I a care package of Wasabi peas and Dublin Dr. Pepper. How cool is that? Friends come beside you and say, "WHAT?? You have never had Wasabi Peas before? Well I care enough about you to make sure that your mouth is flaming hot and you have to drink a lot of water to put the fire out in your mouth... That's how much I care." Thanks Jes! Although I don't like Dr. Pepper, I did take a small swig of Sydney's and I MUST say that Dublin Dr. Pepper tastes a little better than regular Dr. Pepper! You are the BEST! And Sydney and I Love you because you send us stuff. ;)

Oh... yeah... and your cool personality helps a little too. :)

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Someone asked about camping?

The Camper

The family inside the camper...

When it was raining...


Bug and Dad...

Bug and her tongue.

Benjino... chillin'

Jake... ready for the plunge.

Mickers... our princess.

The Bug.

Questions?

Monday, June 19, 2006

Cars


Jake, Mickers, Bug Bug and I went to the movie Cars for father's day... it was an enjoyable time. We had a great time... laughing, munching on popcorn, drinking Coke. The movie cars was top notch. I found myself falling in love with a blue animated porsche named Sally. It's no wonder Lightening McQueen was "Smitten" with her... cute little boxter with a tattoo of pinstriping on her rear end. That'll do it for anyone... What a great movie... enough adult humor to keep it interesting for all the mom's and dad's in the audience, but great underlying themes about doing the right thing, thinking about more than yourself and helping those in need.

Great Flick! Kids loved it!

...so it was worth the small investment to go... 4 matinee tickets and a bag of popcorn and 2 pops was $29.00. *CHOKE*

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Going Camping...

See you Monday.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Opportunity Knocks.

Before I begin this post, I must clue some of my new readers into the fact that our names aren’t really “Ben” and “Sydney.” We have chosen these names to ensure a certain level of anonymity. That said, anyone who truly wanted to, could locate us using their brains and a few sleuth skills... But it keeps most of the internet crazies away because internet crazies lack a certain level of intelligence needed to put two and two together... that and it prevents me from being googled by my employers and what not. So with that said, my name in the following email has been changed to protect the innocent... or semi-innocent (is anyone ever completely innocent?) To provide further necessary background information, it should also be stated that I work at one of the highly esteemed educational institutions of Minnesota with international students and, in fact, am in charge of all international student admission for one university in particular. The following is an email that I received yesterday and has not been altered in ANY WAY other than the change in my name. Please read.

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“From: che gilbert
To: McMinneasota, Ben
Cc:
Subject: nice meeting u for the first time.

hi,
good day, howz work and other curricuar activities of yours.hi mcminneasota, i guess it might suprise u to have recieve my mail but it should't suprise u for that how people get to know each other.firstly my names are lilian mbuokeh che, am 27years,am an orhpan with two siblims ,my juiour sister and brother.i like education so much but can't afford it .thus that is why i decided to fall inlove with someone who likes education like u mr mcminneasota.i wish we become educationloversfriends.please i will always write to u because i know you can educate me by giving me ideas and advices on how to get along with life.
well i got ur address from one friend and thus decided to write to mr.mcminneasota the assistant director of university of minnesota of canada.well sorry i didn't tell you my country.i am a cameroonian by nature and am fair in complexion and tall.thus mr. mcminneasota am very happy to be ur friend and thus one day i might come overthere. just ur name mcminneasota, i love it. thus i know if we happen to see each other real feeings can passionately take its place.
while u stay blessed i love u in a distance
i care .
reply or call me,this is my contact number 5.--.--.15.
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So, it is official. I have been propositioned by a Cameroonian woman who is “fair in complexion and tall” no less. What a coincidence! EXACTLY what I have been looking for all my life. I forwarded this on to Sydney just to let her know that she better watch her step because I have “other options.” The other thing that really cracked me up was that I am the assistant director of the University of Minnesota of Canada. HA!

Oh how I wish I had the opportunity to become educationloverfriends with this fine Nubian princess... but *SNAP!* I already married Sydney. Well, at least she can “love me in a distance.” I am also comforted by the fact that “She cares.”

Lilian... if only you would have contacted me sooner... we could have allowed our feelings for each other to become passionate. But... alas... this can never happen. Had we been able to marry, I would have been able to provide for your education for free... It is one the benefits for working for a State University.

Such a sad day for the both of us... *sigh* ...what could have been....

Monday, June 12, 2006

"We got HOSED Tommy... we just got HOSED!

No Jamaica! Can you believe it?? We got suckered with the "old bait and switch."

We listened to the guy's 60 minute "spiel" on timeshares... we now have times shares in 36 different states including Guam and Puerto Rico... but we don't get to go to Jamaica! Are you kidding me? We get to the front desk after the presentation and we read the vacation voucher and Jamaica was not an option!

Ben: "WHAT? Mary told us that Jamaica was one of the choices... can we switch this to the vacation for 4 to Valley Fair in Minneapolis?

Irritated Receptionist: "That has never been one of our options."

Ben: "Somebody probably should tell Mary that then."

Walking out the door...

Ben: "We just got HOSED Tommy... we just got HOSED!"

Although I said it just loud enough for Sydney to hear it... I really can't complain too loudly when we were enjoying a free stay at their resort. And it was enjoyable. The condo was pretty big... so we invited Sydney's Brother and his wife and kids to come down and enjoy the weekend with us... So Jake, Mickers, Bug Bug and Benjino received an "extra surprise" and got to enjoy their cousins. We had a great time.

It wasn't a total loss... we do get to choose between Orlando, Las Vegas, San Francisco, New Orleans, or Cancun Mexico... so we have the option... BUT No Jamaica.

SO internent... where should we travel now that Jamaica is out of the question??

In short:
It was a great weekend! I would do it again in a heartbeat! Free weekend in exchange for a 60 minute speech? Sure count me in! (And to clarify... I was kidding... we didn't purchase a time share in 36 different states.)

I am the King of being able to say "No."

Thursday, June 08, 2006

EDDIE!


I JUST SAW EDDIE ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WHEN THE MAVERICK MANIACS WERE BEING INTERVIEWED JAY LENO'S FUNNY INTERVIEW GUY!

I was like... "HEY! I KNOW THAT GUY!!!!" (Even though you were way in the back... tell those other "big"guys standing in front of you to get out of the way!! Sheesh!)

I was looking for you as I watched the game... I am stalking you from Minnesota... Cause you are famous! HA!

How cool are you my friend!

Now... Sydney and I are off with the family on our free weekend!

See you Monday!

OH... Go Mavs!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

I'm still skeptical... but my skepticism is fading fast.

The phone rang last night and I never get it because it's never for me. There are advantages to that because then Sydney has to deal with all the telemarketers... although, I thought we were on the "national no call list"... Anyway... When a telemarketer calls I am always in the background looking at Sydney with a smirk quietly saying, "Ha, Ha" just loud enough for her to hear. The only problem is that every now and then Sydney says, "Let me have you talk to my husband." And then I am stuck. Well, last night the phone rang and after a few moments I hear Sydney in the other room saying, “...during the week wouldn't work.” ... I am thinking, “Ha, Ha.” And then it happens... those dreaded words: “Let me have you talk to my husband.” And I am thinking, “Great. Now I have to talk to this freakin’ loser...”

I give her the one eyebrow raised look indicating that I am not happy with her inability to get rid of this telemarketer.

“Hello?”

As I began speaking with the woman on the phone, my defenses immediately came down because of her beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding charm. It was like the voice of the Sirens in the Odyssey and I was mesmerized by her gentle voice.

She proceeded to tell me that, as a part of a promotion that they are having that they that they would like to invite us up to Breezy Point Resort for a complimentary 3 day 2 night stay at Breezy Point Resort. I am skeptical. In this day and age of email scams and tricky telemarketers, I was very cautious. Our conversation went a little like this:

Ben: “Free Weekend? What’s the catch?”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “There is no catch.”

Ben: “What do you mean there is no catch? There’s always a catch. I don’t have to sign up for a credit card?”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “Nope. No credit card sign- up.”

Ben: “We don’t have to buy siding for our house?”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “Nope. You don’t have to buy siding for your house.”

Ben: “I don’t have to agree to sign up for a free one month trial of road side service brought to me by triple AAA and Sears which I can cancel at anytime during the first month if I do not want to continue with this service?”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: *Laughter* “Nope. I don’t even know what you just said... but you don’t have to sign up for anything.”

Ben: “Why us?”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “We are inviting people from the Metro area to come up and enjoy our resort for a few days so we can increase business.”

So... after going through this for a bit, I said...

Ben: “Sure, we would love to come. Is there a specific date we need to come, or can we pick any date?” (Thinking that it was a “we can only come on a Monday thru Tuesday kind of deal.”)

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “You can come at anytime... however, if you come this weekend there are some additional promotional items we will give to you.”

Ben: “Really, like what?”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “Well, some people are choosing round trip plane tickets... some are choosing free dinner and golf at our resort.”

Ben: “Okay, we will come this weekend.”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “Perfect. We will book you for Friday and Saturday night... we will need your credit card number for confirmation; however, we will not charge the card.”

*Red flags start waving all over the place.*

Ben: “You want my credit card number? This bothers me a bit... This sounds too much like a scam. How do I know that I am not getting scammed here and that you are going to use my credit card to stay at Breezy Point Resort yourself and proceed to rack up charges and max out my card.”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: *Laughing* “Mr. ‘W’ ... I totally understand your concern and if I were in your shoes I would be concerned as well. Here is my number, you can call me back to ensure that this is not a scam. My name is Mary.”

Ben: “Okay. We will call you back.”

*Hang up.*

Ben: “Sydney, jump online and get me the number for the front desk at Breezy Point Resort.”

I called Breezy Point Resort and the receptionist answers: “It’s a beautiful day at Breezy Point Resort, how may I help you.”

Ben: “Hello. I am calling because I just received a call from a person stating that they were going to give me a free 3 day, 2 night stay at your resort. Is this for real or am I getting scammed.

Breezy Point Resort Receptionist: “Um... I don’t really know... was she calling you from Tour Promotions?”

Ben: “Good question. I have no idea.”

Breezy Point Resort Receptionist: “Well, let me transfer you to that number and you can check it out.”

Ben: “Sounds great.”

*ringing*

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “Hello?”

Ben: “Mary, hi... this is Ben. I just spoke with you... we went through the front desk to ensure this wasn’t a scam... we would love to come... here is our credit card information.”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “Sounds great! So, would you like the plane tickets or dinner and golf?”

Ben: “Where are the tickets to?”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “If you take the tickets, they are 2 round trip tickets including accommodations to: Montego Bay Jamaica, Las Vegas Nevada, Cancun Mexico or a vacation to Valley fair (amusement park) for four people.”

Ben: “Sydney, we get the following.... which do you want?”

Sydney: “JAMAICA! Let’s go there.”

Ben: “We will take the trip to Jamaica.”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “Sounds great. You will get those tickets when you come... you have a year to use them.”

Ben: “Sounds great! We will see you this weekend.”

Beautiful, innocent, sweet sounding promotional rep: “We look forward to meeting you... see you this weekend.”

Few more details... and then the phone conversation ends.

Ben: “Can you believe that we just got two free vacations for nothing?”

Sydney: “That’s crazy.”

Ben: “We need to plan our trip when Stephanie is there so we can visit her when she is in Jamaica.”

We are going to JAMAICA! How cool is that?? Stephanie, can we come visit you? How far is Montego Bay from where you will be?

We will keep you posted to let you know if this is to good to be true. I am still a little skeptical.

Monday, June 05, 2006

I just thought you should all know...


This last week, I figured out how to knock a barn swallow's nest down from the peak of one of our outbuildings. The nest was approxiametly 25 feet above my head. Barn Swallows are my Nemisis. I hate them. They swoop down on me like Japanese kamikaze pilots. I swear they are out to get me.

I am glad that my two master's degrees are useful for something... because I haven't really used them yet. The sad part about it is that I don't really think I needed two master's degrees to complete the task of knocking down a bird's nest... but humor me. I need to think that those 4 years weren't a complete waste of my time.

...that and I'd like to think I am smarter than these freakin' birds. I have declared war on them. Last year I "took out" one of their own... and they proceeded to crap all over our van. I am the "Benito Mussolini" of the Barn Swallows. ("Benito McMinneeeasota" if you will.) This was me when I realized that they were taking an offensive approach against me.


Okay, I haven't really declared war on them...

well...

maybe I have... but I am not an evil man... Although, I am in favor of the eradication of an entire species of birds...

I am on a mission to eliminate the Barn Swallows. ...and Grackles. Grackles are the enemy too. (I am fighting on two fronts.)

Do you still love me internet?

Friday, June 02, 2006

To an undisclosed person:

When we are sitting around a table at my daughter's birthday party and I mention that I am tempted to go for seconds but that I need to watch what I am eating... it is not a invitation for you to start giving me a lecture about excercise and eating too much food and how I (and people in general) need to make this more off a priority... and that you made it a priority at the age of 26 to live a healthy lifestyle and that you can eat what ever you want because you work out... and SO on and SO ON... and yap, yap, yap...

Did you even stop to think:

1. That this was my daughter's birthday party... this was not the time to give me unwanted advice and insinuate that I am overweight and that I need to do something about it.

2. That my out of shape/overweight in-laws that were sitting across from you and how this would make them feel? ...or how uncofortable I would feel having you give me this lecture in front of them?

3. That when you say things like this that your love is perceived as conditional? Or that it is disheartning that your view of me would change to the point of distain because I am carrying a few extra pounds?

4. That I understand that you want to be in shape... and good for you... but when you make it change your lifestyle so that you go to bed at 5:30 pm and then get up at 12:30 am to walk, and lift weights and excercise.... and do your "routine" ... you have placed exercise before the woman you love... That staying fit is more important than spending time with your wife... and that this is just not right.

So when I get a lecture from you about staying fit... let me just say that there is more to life than just a healthy body... like a healthy marriage. Not only is a properly balanced diet essential, but also a properly balanced life. You are far from having this.

Finally, I didn't tell you that I just started working out... because I am not doing it for you... I am doing it for me... and my kids... and my wife. So I am around when we are older and we can enjoy the time the Lord has given to us together... not seperately like ships passing in the night... but together as a couple. Besides that, it wasn't the time or place to have that discussion.

Anyway, I am done. I am writing this here because I don't want to hurt you like you hurt me.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

I was gone...

Gone Fishing that is....!


Did ya miss me?? I decided, last minute, to take a few extra days off and go fishing with my Father in-law. The first couple of pictures were on Sunday with the entire family and then the last one was when Gerry, Jake and I decided to go for a couple of days by ourselves.

So anyway, the picture above is Micker Mackers and me... this was her first Northern that she caught. Second cast and *BAM* it hit her line and she was so scared that she dropped her pole and ran the other direction... I finally convinced her to reel it in and that it wasn't going to "get" her. So this is the fish she caught.


This is a Picture of our family... Montley looking crew... but there is alot of love there. ;)
So, fun was had by all.


Believe it or not, we were standing on the side of a ditch casting into it from the road. The place we fished was Devil's Lake, ND. This lake continues to grow and it is consuming more and more farm land... so roads just disappear into the lake.... it's crazy that you can stand on the road and cast into the ditch and catch 4 & 5 pound Northern and Walleye. Anyway, good times! This is Jake and Grandpa after Jake landed this one. Jake was so pumped. I don't know who was more proud... Jake or Myself.

Nice fish Jake!