Sydney wants to block me...

...from sending text messages. I sent her the following text message this morning:

"Hey sexy, hot, good looking, gorgeous woman! Just wanted to let you know that I think you are so very beautiful and that I love you more than I could ever describe. I thank God that he blessed me with you... I love you. (See how fun it is to get text messages? Definately worth the extra money.) Love you. ;)"

She read the first line and thought it was some pervert that she didn't know... about ten minutes after sending the message, I get a call from Sydney saying:

"How do you block people from sending you messages?!?! I just got three text messages from someone I don't know and it started out being somewhat sexual... Some pervert is sending me messages!"

I said, "Did you just get them about 10 minutes ago?"

She paused and said, "YES!"

I said, "Did you read them?"

She said, "No... I don't want to read that kind of stuff!"

I said, "That pervert would be me... Go read the messages."

She called me back and reassured me that "the pervert that sent the message could come home with her anytime."

Classic.

Needless to say, I am still trying to sell her on the idea of text messaging.