At Jes's request:

An Ode to Jes feeling like she needs to vomit...

Yesterday, Jes felt the need to vomit.
She had a similar feeling that we all have when we see a preview for Wallace and Gromit.

Yesterday, Jes felt like she needed to puke...
But the question is, does she feel the same today... or was it a fluke?

Yesterday, Jes felt the need to hurl...
So the question must be asked... could she be? Do we dare ask... is it a boy or a girl?

Yesterday, Jes felt like she needed to blow chunks...
Much like one would see retching from the mouths of drunks.

Yesterday, Jes felt the need to spew...
When she requested me to write a poem about it... my first thought was “ew”.

Yesterday, Jes felt like she needed to heave...
I am just hoping that if she did... that she didn’t heave on her sleeve.

Yesterday, Jes felt the need to regurgitate...
Her only desire was that the nauseous feeling in her stomach would alleviate.

Yesterday, Jes felt like she was getting a little woozy...
Kind of like the feeling you get when you spend too much time in a Jacuzzi.

Yesterday, Jes felt the need to get ill...
More than likely, she had a plan and she had looked for something in which she could fill.

Yesterday, Jes’s stomach felt a little spastic...
She had a feeling that her stomach was expanding like elastic.

Yesterday, Jes felt like she needed to barf...
I am not sure, but could it be a result of all the food she did snarf?

Yesterday, Jes felt the need to throw up...
If she did... I am sure it would remind us of, after eating grass, the liquid-y yellow barf of a wolf pup.

Today, after writing that line, Ben feels like he is going to be sick...
I can’t believe I just wrote that... ick, Ick, ICK!


Today, we are all hoping that Jes feels ghetto - fabulous...
And furthermore, we are hoping that her stomach is not acidulous. (Yeah I know... but that is as good as it gets. YOU find something that rhymes with ghetto - fabulous.)

The End.