Thursday, March 23, 2006

Quiet! ...or I'll put a cap in you.

This cap in my mouth is TORmenting me. It keeps falling out and my mouth is full of pain. This must be what "gangsta's" mean when they say, "I'm gonna put a cap in him."

To all of the gangta's out there-

If this is not what you mean... then maybe you should think about it? I am sure that death is less painful, so feel free to be more vindictive and make your victim suffer a little more. Then your victim will be BEGGING you to shoot them... and then you can go all "Dr. Kavorkian" on them. And then you could justify your actions.

Maybe.

11 Comments:

Blogger steve said...

I have heard it said "I'm gonna bust a cap in yo' @#$#!!"


to tell you the truth Ben, that frightens me beyond belief

2:42 PM

 
Blogger Katie said...

this makes me laugh mostly because I don't see you are the "gangsta" type or ever using the phrase "go all Dr. Kavorkian on them"

3:56 PM

 
Blogger Heather said...

What kind of quack dentist do you have?

And worse, what kind of quack gangsta's do you have that say "I'm gonna put a cap in him"? That is the most white-bread gangsta speak evah.

4:47 PM

 
Blogger Deals On Wheels said...

I have an irrational fear of teeth.

Well, my fear is not really of teeth. It is more about something going wrong with them. When your teeth hurt, life just sucks (quite frankly).

Anyway, I feel for you (even if it does make me squirm to think about it).

7:09 PM

 
Blogger Jenny said...

- I have had a few fillings in my life, but every dentist I've ever seen has remarked what healthy, strong teeth I have. THANK YOU GOD!!!

- "Go all Dr. Kevorkian"... hahahahahahahahhahahaahhaha

6:38 AM

 
Blogger Josefina said...

I'm so sorry for you!!!
I really really HATE dentists, starting from the music they put in the waiting room, something between jazz, but not jazz, instrumental but not classic, new age but not quite...it's the worst music in the world, and at least here, EVERY waiting room has it!! Maybe it's a relaxing music, but it really does a repulsing effect on me.
Well maybe if that music was the one playing whenever your boss promoted you, I would love it.
Negative asociation it is called!

Hope you get well soon!!

8:12 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*snicker...snort....Dr. Kvorkian...BAHAHAHA...that just cracks me up.
I have never thought of an association between Dr. Kvorkian and Rap music.

8:17 AM

 
Blogger Stephanie said...

Oh no ohnoohno!!! hahahaha Ben: don't quit your day job - I really don't think that the Crypts are looking for a new member.

Keep the peace, brotha'! HAHAHAHA!!!

9:04 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chills....when I read the sound of grinding teeth. I just can't deal with mouth stuff. Just ask my 5-year-old who knocked her front teeth out on our tile floor. Blech.

6:47 PM

 
Blogger Amstaff Mom said...

That sounds Horrible, Ben McMinn.

And... the "Nerd Card Competition"? I think I'm glad I'm losing. I think.

8:10 PM

 
Blogger JLR said...

Oh, man, that so is not cool. I hate the whole dentist torture routine. I feel your pain. I mean, not literally. But I do know how awful the drilling and the filling, etc., feels.

8:54 AM

 

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