"Eatin' Pizza"

So my posts have been lacking a certain amount of wit or humor to them lately... Yesterday, I began to think about this and how my humor quotient goes in cycles... I am funny for about 2 weeks straight and then I go into a drought and then it picks up again... Anyway, as I was driving home last night, I began to think about the Seinfeld episode where George decides to abstain from Sex (yes capital "S" ... guys always think of Sex with a capital letter) and he discovers that the longer he abstains, the smarter he gets... and he becomes some research scientist involved with all these experiments ...and then at the end, he gives into his Sex drive just as he has to give this big speech... and he is a complete idiot.

*Side Story* Sydney and I celebrated her "Golden Birthday" when she was 25 and we had our friends Mark and Erin take Jake and Micker Mackers for the night... So we stayed in an AmericInn in the jacuzzi suite... well that evening they called because they had a question about one of the kids and Mark asked, "What cha' doing?" My response was, "Eatin' Pizza." To which his response was, "Ooh, So that's what you call it..." Ever since then, Sydney and I have referred to Sex as "Eatin' Pizza."

Back to my thoughts as I was driving home:

So I was thinking last night that I am kind of like George Castanza and that there might be a correlation between the amount of "pizza we eat" and how funny I am. That somehow, my humor quotient increases exponetially as the amount of pizza consumed decreases. For example, we didn't eat any pizza last night... have you noticed that I am funnier today? Most of you know that both Sydney and I have been working out... and as we have dropped in weight, we have had a craving for more pizza. As the pizza intake has increased, my humor quotient has decreased.... a lot. (What can I say? We have consumed A LOT of pizza lately... and we aren't just talking those $1.00 Totino's Pizza's they sell at Walmart, but the Pizza Supreme with the Stuffed Crust pizza from Pizza Hut...)

So, there you have it... my posts havent been very funny because we have been "eatin' a lot of pizza" lately.

Can I just add that the pizza has been extremely delicious? ... or is that too much information?